⚠️ CRITICAL ADVISORY // ONE CHASSIS TO RULE THEM ALL
THIS IS A SINGLE SHARED PUBLIC ROBOT!
You are not alone in the cockpit. There is exactly ONE physical robot in the docking bay, and everyone visiting this website shares the exact same controls in real time.
If you carefully queue up an office sweep to vacuum crumbs, and someone in Tokyo suddenly equips a rocket launcher, drains the battery, and throws the bot into a mercenary ambush — that’s not a bug, that’s glorious communal democracy. Learn to share, or learn to click faster!
MISSION DIRECTIVE // THE GAMEPLAY LOOP
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KILL & CLEAN (DEPLOY TASKS)
Head to the Tasks tab. Deploy the robot to exterminate swarming roaches, mutant raccoons, rogue drones, armed mercenaries, or wipe out radioactive Dorito crumbs.
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GET POINTS & LOOT
Every neutralized threat banks juicy arcade score, intelligence stats, and precious Mod Points (⬡) into the shared hardware cache.
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UPGRADE THE CHASSIS
Visit the Mod Tree. Spend Mod Points to bolt on twin lasers, hypersonic railguns, vacuum arms, flamethrowers, fusion reactors, or springy pogo legs!
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CHASE HIGH SCORES & STREAKS
Stack flawless missions together to pump your Kill Streak multiplier. Keep the robot alive and drive the communal High Score to legendary heights!
SURVIVAL PROTOCOLS // AVOID TOTAL DESTRUCTION
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Battery & Integrity: If Integrity hits 0%, the bot flatlines. Use the Recharge and Repair chambers in the docking bay to stay operational.
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Audit Your Kills: Click the SCORE / KILLS trophy button in the top bar anytime to open the combat scoreboard and review target eliminations.
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Live Holo-Cam: If another visitor launched a task, sit back and enjoy the show! You can watch live combat and damage rolls on the monitor in real time.
TRANSMISSIONS // QUESTIONS & FEEDBACK